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Oppressed and enslaved Rwandans, I hope you know that your neighbours Uganda and Burundi are on top of their respective groups in the Africa Cup of Nations Qualification for the 2019. Don’t forget to wish them well, as you trail in your qualification group.
For Burundi, their sensational boy, Fiston Abdul Razak heads the goal scoring chart in the qualification along side Nigerian striker Odion Jude Ighalo, both with 6 goals so far.
Oppressed and enslaved Rwandans, hopely you can wait until Africa introduces a killing tournament, in that, without any single doubt you would definitely qualify and win the competition. You would be unchallenged champions. Otherwise, as your criminal King recently told you, “you should forget football.” Obviously, your king wants you to concentrate on what you do best – killing each other.
By Gakwerere Rpf